Alistair: In Game

Quotes

(added to the party) "Yes."
(taken out of the party) "Blast it..."
(while male Warden is kissing Morrigan outside of the party camp) "Excuse me while I begin projectile vomiting."
(while Warden is kissing a companion outside of the party camp) "Aw, that's sweet."
(after being knocked out in combat) "Is it just me, or did I do really badly back there?"
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(hanging men in Korcari Wilds) "Look there! Poor slobs. That just seems so excessive."
(entering Lothering proper) "It's just a guess but I'm thinking everyone in Lothering is aware of the approaching darkspawn horde."
(near the Chanter's Board) "The Chantry is still running the Chanter's Board? Now THAT's dedication!"
(Conversation with Leliana in the Tavern) "More crazy? I thought we were all full up."
(statue of Andraste) "You ever wonder if that's an accurate likeness of Andraste? Maybe She was ugly. Maybe She had buck teeth. How would we know?"
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(entering the main market) "They say you can get anything here. I once got pick-pocketed."
(entering Gnawed Noble Tavern) "This is where the nobility come to get drunk and debate who's the most self-important of them all. Good times."
(outside the Wonders of Thedas) "Hey! The Wonders of Thedas! Arl Eamon once bought me a miniature golem doll, here... when I was young. Really young."
(inside the Wonders of Thedas) "Where do you think they get all this stuff? Do you think they, um, have any miniature golem dolls?"
(entering The Pearl) "Why do they call it a 'brothel?' There's no broth. Or is there?"
(After threesome with Isabela) "Mmmmmm.... Wet frocks"
(near the fountain in Arl of Denerim's estate) "The arl used to come here in the winter when I was small. I, uh... slept with the hounds."
(Alienage gates) "Err... we're not going to be mobbed, right? That's not something elves do here? Mob people?"
(at the vhenadahl tree) "Now that is a big tree. I wonder if the children get to climb it?"
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(entering Lake Calenhad Docks) "We're coming here to see the mages, right? Great. They just love me."
(at Lake Calenhad shoreline) "Do you ever wonder why the mages built their tower at Lake Calenhad? Do they have an aversion to practicality or something?"
(entering the Apprentice Quarters) "As I recall from my time as a templar, locking the door and throwing away the key was 'plan B'." "
(entering the Senior Mage Quarters) "You feel that? It's actually colder up here."
(in Irving's study) "This looks like the head enchanter's study, maybe? You think he's read all those?"
(entering the Great Hall) "Do you get the feeling things are just getting worse as we go up?"
(seeing the corruption in the Templar Quarters) "Now that's just unnecessary."
(being sedated by the Sloth Demon) "Can't... keep eyes open. Someone... pinch... me."
(Confronting the Sloth Demon) "Oh, here I am! And there you are! You just disappeared. Well, no matter!"
(approaching Cullen) "Watch, now. I'm not falling asleep again!"
(collecting the fourth Apprentice Note) "Mages from before the Circle, and before the Chantry held them in check."
(collecting the final Apprentice Note) "It doesn't read like we'll be finding our fair apprentice in one piece."
(defeating Shah Wyrd) "Can we expect more of those? Because just thinking about the Fade sets my head spinning."
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(outside Redcliffe chantry) "*Sniffs* What is that smell? Fish? And something else. Oh... more fish."
(approaching the windmill in Redcliffe) "It's just like being home again. Except with more undead."
(secret tunnel into Redcliffe dungeon) "I locked myself in a cage, once, when I was a child. For an entire day. Ahh, good times."
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(going up the first slope in Haven) "I've never heard of any village out this way. Is this place even on a proper map?"
(up the slope leading to the chantry) "You hear that? There's people in the chantry. The whole town, maybe."
(entering the Ruined Temple) "Makers breath! Look at it all!"
(entering the Ruined Temple library) "Old books. You think any of those might still be readable?"
(statue of Maferath) "That's Maferath. Andraste's husband, and the one who betrayed her to the Imperium."
(statue of Hessarian) "That's Archon Hessarian, the magister who ordered Andraste burned to death, and then took mercy on Her at the last second."
(mountain caverns) "We seem to be heading… up? Yes, I think these caves are going up to the surface."
(on the Mountain Top after seeing the high dragon) "A High Dragon is not a joke. We'd best be careful... real careful."
(entering the Gauntlet) "What is this place? It's different from the rest of the ruins."
(entering the bridge puzzle room) "Uh-oh. I'm terrible at puzzles."
(suggesting puzzle's solution) "Hey, you see those...thingies over on the side of that huge chasm? I bet they're used for something. Maybe I should touch them. Or stand on them?"
(a plate is triggered) "Ooh, look at that. I don't think it's solid enough to stand on, but it's a start."
(solving the bridge puzzle in the Gauntlet) "Maker's breath...Andraste only favoured the clever, it seems."
(entering the urn room) "By the Maker, it's... it's the Urn of Sacred Ashes! That's it! That's really it!"
(approaching the urn) "I didn't think anyone could succeed in finding Andraste's final resting place... but here... here She is."
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(greeting Harhen Sarel) "I am a Grey Warden, yes. Pleased to meet you. Nice… campfire you have, there." (Dalish Origin required)
(in the Dalish Camp) "How do they move these through the forest? Do the trees just move aside for them?"
(near the halla pen of the Dalish Camp) "You know, there are places where these horns fetch a high price. They can cure diseases supposedly."
(entering the Brecilian Forest) "Let's try not to get lost here. Places like this can get you turned around."
(near the Tevinter ruins) "Was there a city here, once? Was it built in the forest, or did the forest come later?"
(after the werewolves retreat into the ruins) "Ah there it is, Werewolf City, kinda like flea heaven, isn't it?"
(descending down the first stairs in Ruins Upper Level) "Is this an elven place? Did the elves live underground just like the dwarves?"
(hearing the dragon in Ruins Upper Level) "I think there's something ahead. Something big."
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(entering Frostback Mountain surface camp) "Most traders aren't allowed into Orzammar, so they just sort of... gather near the doors. There's no laws up here at all, I'm told."
(observing the Paragon statues) "Those statues are dwarven Paragons, if I remember right. The best of their ancestors."
(entering Orzammar Commons) "Wow. So this is Orzammar? It's huge!"
(exit to the Deep Roads) "The deep roads are home to the darkspawn. Oddly they're supposed to be safer to travel during a Blight."
(outside Tapster's Tavern) "What is that smell? Dwarven vomit? Charming."
(entering Tapster's Tavern) "I tried dwarven ale once. I thought it was just something they tricked surfacers into drinking, as a joke."
(entering Dust Town) "Let me guess: this is where the poor people live?"
(at the Proving) "The Proving Grounds. Blood sport entertainment for the masses, at its best!"
(entering the Diamond Quarter) "So the closer you live to the surface, the higher class you are. Unless you're actually on the surface."
(outside the palace) "So how is it the dwarves have a king? I thought they... voted on everything, or something like that?"
(scenic vista) "Oh, that's a lot of lava. Let's just hope it never erupts."
(entering Bownammar) ""
(entering Anvil of the Void) "We have to be getting close. If this Branka has survived, she'll be wary."
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(Delivering Notice of Death) "I hope you like heroes, my lady, because your husband died like one." or "I'm sorry but your husband has fallen in battle. You have my condolences."
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(Activating Shale) "And the villagers had no idea they were being watched? Creepy."
(Ordering Shale to attack him) "He-ey!"
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(Upon seeing Cailan's body in Return to Ostagar) "Forgive us, my king. When we have driven the darkspawn from their holes and bought ourselves some time, we shall return to see you to the Maker."
(Near hole in Tower of Ishal Darkspawn Tunnels in Return to Ostagar)' "Ugh. Down the hole and into the deep. I don't even want to imagine where that leads."
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(On Avernus's justification) "Necessary? Having to relieve yourself after an eight-hour ride is necessary. But there's no excuse for summoning demons."
(Cleared Soldier's Peak) "Looks like we're done here. A demonic invasion thwarted, a Warden base safely rescued. We do good work."